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Box Awesome will host its last show June 30th The lawyers have drawn their guns and we’ve come to terms to be out of the 815 O St. location on July 6. I knew we’d be gone eventually but this is still a huge bummer knowing how many people poured their heart and soul into […]

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bud light box head burglar

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article He made off with nine packs of Newport cigarettes, valued at nearly $50

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LJS article A man has lost part of his finger after sticking his hand into his choking dog’s throat. Nebraska Humane Society spokesman Mark Langan says the Lincoln man was visiting his daughter in Omaha on Tuesday when his chocolate lab began to choke on a golf ball it found. Langan says the man stuck […]

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This is going to be fricking awesome. Love this movie. Seing it performed should be fun as heck. Facebook page Cannibal the Musical is the must see event of 2009. If you love South Park, Team America, Hilarity, Theatre, or just an Amazing Time, this is the piece of theatre that you must see. Runs […]

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LJS Article A Lincoln man was cited on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday morning for allegedly confining a kitten in a makeshift bong. Deputies with the Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office were attempting to take Acea Schomaker, 20, 5700 Saltillo Road, into custody on a warrant for marijuana possession and they observed him smoking marijuana from […]

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You can continue to live in doubt, but I will not let the squirrels continue to plague us. We must fight back. Those activist squirrels used to have a nut gathering agenda, but now they are setting their sites on domination of our electrical grid. My parents phone line was ravaged by squirrels to interrupt […]

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Congrats Lincoln mom, you made it on to fark LJS article Lincoln police have arrested a woman accused of buying beer kegs for her underaged daughter and 21 of her underaged friends. Police say the woman was arrested at her home Sunday on suspicion of 22 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, […]

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