Thunky had to endure the picture taking wrath from me because he was up on the fridge trying to mess with our dinner. I took a ton of pics and this was the best one.

Zobert has roamed the house out of the kennel for a couple days now with no issues. I think the huge amount of toys the dogs have keeps her happy. She has only damaged 2 items since we have had her. Still a tiny dog for us, but has topped out at 45 pounds. Thunky is 15 pounds.

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Tie Dyed my own shirt. COLORED FINGERS

Vegas has $1 sunglasses UV PROTECTION!!!!!!

WATERFALLS ARE MOIST

COMBING HAIR IS FOR SQUARES

CAMPING GETS ME CLOSER TO MOTHER EARTH!!!!!

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Seems these are from 88. I had my mom take some action shots.
Yes I was able to ollie a blank skateboard deck and jump off the air conditioner into grass.

WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME!!!!

Even my grandpa skated

HARDCORE!!!!!

I got 7th in my only event, to 800 or something.

HOARKED AFTER!!!!!!!

10 years old at the grand canyon (85)

BORED, COMPLETELY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

1985 I headed to herritage school.

VELCRO SHOES ARE SO 1885!!!!!!

Tons more to come

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Figured I would try this out so folks can submit stuff. Often people email me stuff to put on the site or become a member and submit their own.
(If you have registered and never got made an author let me know because I prob missed it. I get a lot of spam registrations)

Will most likely post whatever, even if it has been posted before. I cannot do pr0n though.

cforms contact form by delicious:days

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Yup I knew Ronald McDonald.

My uncle Roger is awesome

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I did it, folks. I bought a domain. Now navigating to my blog couldn’t be more simple. That is, as long as you can spell “rhymes” and not “rhythms.” LOL! I’m sure some of you know what I’m referring to.

You used to have to type: http : // jacobhi . blogspot . com to get to my site. (That is TOO MUCH to have to remember.) Now you can simply type: JakeRhymesWithCake.com and you’ll get there! WOO HOO!!

I like feeling official.

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Can ya help a brotha out?

I’m looking for some catnip. I’d prefer to have a whole plant. If you have wild catnip growing in your yard, or know of a place where there is definitely catnip growing, please let me know. I’m trying not to go and buy seed, because it’s getting too late in the growing season to establish a plant from seed.

While riding the Jamaica bike trail yesterday I kept my eyes peeled for the plant, but never saw any. Not even in Wilderness Park. Which is really odd, because that stuff grows like a weed (I mean, it basically is … a weedy herb).

I didn’t find catnip yesterday, but I did find some wild hops. Oh yeah!!! I’m going back later today to dig up the rhizome. I thought I could propogate the plant from just stealing the vine … that was before I learned it was a rhizome. The vine can’t be propogated unless it’s still attached to the mother crown. (You bury a vine under soil and keep it moist — has to be attached to the main plant — it’ll eventually turn into a rhizome itself. Then it can be cut into 4″ segments; make sure each segment has a root, and there ya go!)

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I love how much my username / site name gets around. I frequent a bunch of forums. I used to host some linux repositories and themz linux folk are rabbid. If you google image beerorkid you get some strange stuff. The above pic is my fav.

I am linked to from all over and I am blushing from the attention. It is the folks who visit here, comment, and post stuff that amazes me the most though. It really is strange how many of ya come here to see the unbelievably schtupid crap I put up. I am blessed and slightly obsessed.

Thank you very much to you all.

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so cornbread tagged me.

So I gotta tell ya 6 things you might not know about me. This is gonna be really hard since I am missing the gene that makes you not say embarrassing things and I like the attention of being embarrassed so it happens often. I am sure you all know my political / religious views, that I love to pick my nose, masturbate, and have a severe obsession with boobies. I am gonna delve deep into my neither regions here.

+ In 5th grade I pooped my pants twice over the span of the school year. Apparently I am missing the gene that lets you know if it is a fart or not I was ashamed and did not want to tell my mommy so I hid the poopie tighty whities behind my water bed. About a year later my mom found them and had the “it is OK to poop your pants” talk with me.

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Thanks for checking this site out.
I am Steve aka beerorkid
I live in Lincoln Ne
I work in IT. I am a licensed body art practitioner. I have been a donut maker, window tinter, brewmaster, bartender, pizza delivery boy, flower delivery boy, general manager of a Papa Johns pizza, waiter, bussboy, and a general freak
I love to use linux and messing with computer stuff. This is my web playground.
I love to ride big wheeled bikes on dirt, bacon, beer, pinball, doggies, the flecktones, and life in general.
This site is a compliation of useless crap. Feel free to join up and comment on posts or post your own stuff after we get to know ya.

So…….. WTF is a beerorkid, what does it mean?

BorK is a variation on my very first email address. My inlaws set me up with an email address of beerorchid@AOfrickingL cuz I was a brewmaster at a local brewpub, and I love plants/flowers.
beer…orchid Well started messing around with web design and would tell people it is like “beer and the flower.com” The strange thing was people would laugh when I just said it cuz they thought I was saying “beer or kid”, I liked that. Well picked up the domain name and it started a really bad habit of mine, buying domain names. I was already offered $ for gayblackjew.com, but I just forwarede it to him for the year or so that site was up. And as far as the choice, I am currently sticking with beer

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