I did it, folks. I bought a domain. Now navigating to my blog couldn’t be more simple. That is, as long as you can spell “rhymes” and not “rhythms.” LOL! I’m sure some of you know what I’m referring to.

You used to have to type: http : // jacobhi . blogspot . com to get to my site. (That is TOO MUCH to have to remember.) Now you can simply type: JakeRhymesWithCake.com and you’ll get there! WOO HOO!!

I like feeling official.

Can ya help a brotha out?

I’m looking for some catnip. I’d prefer to have a whole plant. If you have wild catnip growing in your yard, or know of a place where there is definitely catnip growing, please let me know. I’m trying not to go and buy seed, because it’s getting too late in the growing season to establish a plant from seed.

While riding the Jamaica bike trail yesterday I kept my eyes peeled for the plant, but never saw any. Not even in Wilderness Park. Which is really odd, because that stuff grows like a weed (I mean, it basically is … a weedy herb).

I didn’t find catnip yesterday, but I did find some wild hops. Oh yeah!!! I’m going back later today to dig up the rhizome. I thought I could propogate the plant from just stealing the vine … that was before I learned it was a rhizome. The vine can’t be propogated unless it’s still attached to the mother crown. (You bury a vine under soil and keep it moist — has to be attached to the main plant — it’ll eventually turn into a rhizome itself. Then it can be cut into 4″ segments; make sure each segment has a root, and there ya go!)

I love how much my username / site name gets around. I frequent a bunch of forums. I used to host some linux repositories and themz linux folk are rabbid. If you google image beerorkid you get some strange stuff. The above pic is my fav.

I am linked to from all over and I am blushing from the attention. It is the folks who visit here, comment, and post stuff that amazes me the most though. It really is strange how many of ya come here to see the unbelievably schtupid crap I put up. I am blessed and slightly obsessed.

Thank you very much to you all.

so cornbread tagged me.

So I gotta tell ya 6 things you might not know about me. This is gonna be really hard since I am missing the gene that makes you not say embarrassing things and I like the attention of being embarrassed so it happens often. I am sure you all know my political / religious views, that I love to pick my nose, masturbate, and have a severe obsession with boobies. I am gonna delve deep into my neither regions here.

+ In 5th grade I pooped my pants twice over the span of the school year. Apparently I am missing the gene that lets you know if it is a fart or not I was ashamed and did not want to tell my mommy so I hid the poopie tighty whities behind my water bed. About a year later my mom found them and had the “it is OK to poop your pants” talk with me.

Thanks for checking this site out.
I am Steve aka beerorkid
I live in Lincoln Ne
I work in IT. I am a licensed body art practitioner. I have been a donut maker, window tinter, brewmaster, bartender, pizza delivery boy, flower delivery boy, general manager of a Papa Johns pizza, waiter, bussboy, and a general freak
I love to use linux and messing with computer stuff. This is my web playground.
I love to ride big wheeled bikes on dirt, bacon, beer, pinball, doggies, the flecktones, and life in general.
This site is a compliation of useless crap. Feel free to join up and comment on posts or post your own stuff after we get to know ya.

So…….. WTF is a beerorkid, what does it mean?

BorK is a variation on my very first email address. My inlaws set me up with an email address of beerorchid@AOfrickingL cuz I was a brewmaster at a local brewpub, and I love plants/flowers.
beer…orchid Well started messing around with web design and would tell people it is like “beer and the flower.com” The strange thing was people would laugh when I just said it cuz they thought I was saying “beer or kid”, I liked that. Well picked up the domain name and it started a really bad habit of mine, buying domain names. I was already offered $ for gayblackjew.com, but I just forwarede it to him for the year or so that site was up. And as far as the choice, I am currently sticking with beer

With many spammers getting in, the forum being outdated, and them not being used much. I have locked out new user registration, already registered peeps can still post. I really have no clue on how to upgrade it currently, nor want to with the attachment mod and others I applied a while ago..

My personal gallery is wedged within the forums cuz I thought I could do some intergrating but it never panned out. Gonna redo that as well. Look for a new one comming soon.

ubuntu on wikipedia

a good representation of what it means is from Desmond Tutu:
A person with ubuntu is open and available to others, affirming of others, does not feel threatened that others are able and good, for he or she has a proper self-assurance that comes from knowing that he or she belongs in a greater whole and is diminished when others are humiliated or diminished, when others are tortured or oppressed.

you will find this at the bottom of every page on this site.

My pledge: a pic in every post, at least 5 posts a day (cept weekends), and free tiny american flags ($39.95 S&H).
Seriously yall, register up and add some stupid / cool stuff here. This is a community, join into it, comment a few times and I will make you an author. Just a repository for schtupid crap on the web and one dewd’s ramblings.