Today’s Diesel Sweeties is pertinent to you:

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And everybody read more Diesel Sweeties. It’s got robots, so you know it’s good.

I have the best culinary ideas of them all:

This one is almost as good as my idea for the cowpiggen: It’s like a traditional holidays turducken, but it’s a chicken inside a pig inside a cow. Or my ever popular Space McDonalds idea. You guys ain’t got nothin’ on me.

tofu
Also called bean curd, tofu is a custardlike
substance of variable firmness that is made
from curdled soy milk. This Chinese invention,
dating back to time immemorial give or take a
couple of centuries, is much venerated and
expertly utilized in Chinese and Japanese cuisines,
among others. However, many Westerners are
unaware of this impressive pedigree; otherwise,
they would not put it into casseroles containing
tortilla chips and marinara sauce.
Bean curd is extremely perishable, with a highly
delicate molecular structure that begins to
deteriorate the moment it is out of earshot of
East Asian languages. Proof of this is found in
the fact that much American-made tofu is nearly
tasteless, much like the Americans who eat
it because they believe it will make them
better people.
Nutritionally speaking, tofu is a nearly ideal
food, brimming with protein, low in calories, and
cholesterol-free. Furthermore, it is extremely
versatile, and while the Chinese and Japanese
have developed its use to an exquisitely
sophisticated level, Americans should feel free
to experiment with it in any way they choose
without referring to longstanding Asian traditions,
as long as they keep in mind that the dishes
they create will taste revolting.

From The Devil’s Food Dictionary, probably my favorite food-related site on the internet (aside from this one, of course [oh, and I'm not counting sites whisky-related because of, well, booze]). The original The Devil’s Dictionary was written around the turn of the last century by Ambrose Bierce who wrote stories that inspired H.P. Lovecraft before going crazy and disappearing in Mexico. Bierce’s dictionary can be viewed online too.

This is a garage mixer

Gareth the garage gourmet farted when he was plating the salad but otherwise parts of it looked surprisingly edible.

This is a long video, but it’s effin hilarious! Ever wonder how to make a meal with power tools? This will show you how.

One hint: You’ll need some beer.

Oh! One other hint: It involves BACON!

Stacey’s post reminded me of this. Let’s hope it does not happen to our intrepid world adventurer.

But you’d be WRONG! He’s about 30 seconds and some dramatic music away from fixing Danny Larusso’s leg so he can beat those jerks from Cobra Kai!

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

This year’s must-have killer app.

It appears that the I like turtles kid has reached superstardom with a slew of videos based on the original. here’s some of my favorites. I couldn’t get them working, anyways you can look at them the old fashioned way.
Edited by BorK

Turtle Kid Being Interviewed By Bill O’Reilly.
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The Paul Fell dismissal at the Journal Star is causing some public discussion. In today’s paper there is what may be the best letter to the editor I’ve ever read. Hilarious! Look for the Roger Welsch letter.

If you have ever done tech support you will be able to related to this.

Familiar maybe? From today’s Overcompensating

Somebody needs to make this one a t-shirt. From Diesel Sweeties print edition.

Titled “Linux user at Best Buy”, this one is from XKCD which is an awesome comic about science/math/computers/awesomeness/velociraptors. I think the alt text on this comic was “We actually stand around the antivirus displays with the Mac users waiting for someone to ask.”