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boooooo…. hiss………

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic […]

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it should be a unihorn not a unicorn

So I am so cited for This American live the TV show tonight. Well via boingboing I found a parody of TLA done by Kapser Hausen If you listen to it you will understand the unihorn.

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schtupid stuff

ewwwwwwww I do not care for cats triple tofu tower for hungry vegans can you hear me now?

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Quite interesting

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BorK edit: thanks thrillkill and hat tip to cornbread (saw it there)

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Caught Cheating?

my new hero!

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Bad Xmas Gifts

this is pretty funny =)

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ways to annoy people

from here 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.” 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub.” 4. Name your dog […]

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