Internet Porn Simulator
It is south park, but still pretty NSFW
lots of free TV and it is legit. Hulu
Thanks to OldPicklesEmployee on SCS for the tip
So when we heard that Lewis Black was gonna get his show we were all like whoooooooooo!, but after the first episode we were like meh.
Lewis is funny in small doses like when he is on the daily show. We saw him at the Rococo a while back. Heck 4 years ago at least. It was good.
But this new turd of a show just does not cut it. They have to rely on the quality of the comics and Lewis plays such a little part of it all. I am sure it will have some funny moments, but I doubt this well make it into a second season.

Slurm to be made before the year 3000?
Any fan of Futurama will recognize Slurm as the official soft drink of the 31st century. You remember the slogan—”It’s highly addictive.” But if a recent trademark filing by Twentieth Century Fox is any indication, Slurm could be coming to store shelves sometime in the less distant future. The “Slurm” trademark includes:

The Fox network and the show’s producer, 20th Century Fox TV, are developing a spin-off from their hit animated series centered on Peter Griffin’s bathtub-accident-prone neighbor, sources said.
The project, tentatively titled “Cleveland,” is being written by “Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane, Mike Henry — a writer/producer who voices Cleveland — and Rich Appel, an executive producer on MacFarlane’s other Fox cartoon, “American Dad.”
Apparently he enhanced his resume and Food Network is not happy.
Article
After rising to culinary stardom preparing impossible meals on his Food Network series, Robert Irvine has met an obstacle his kitchen prowess couldn’t overcome _ an embellished resume.
The star of “Dinner: Impossible” has acknowledged fabricating some of the more fantastic parts of his resume, including having cooked for Britain’s Royal Family and various U.S. presidents.
Following the revelations, the network announced it would not renew Irvine’s contract, though it would air the remaining episodes of the current season, the series’ fourth.
“I was wrong to exaggerate in statements related to my experiences in the White House and the Royal Family,” Irvine said in a written statement. “I am truly sorry for misleading people and misstating the facts.”
The Food Network said it might revisit its decision at the end of this season, but for now would begin searching for a new host for the series, which challenged Irvine to cook under arduous conditions.
“We rely on the trust that our viewers have in the accuracy of the information we present, and Robert challenged that trust,” the network said in a written release.
Irvine, who is from England, first acknowledged the fabrications in a Feb. 17 story in the St. Petersburg Times.
We netflixed the first season and have been watching it. Good times. They used really big black CD’s back then.
I know it has been a while and things change, but was Loni Anderson really as hot as the show makes her out to be?
Man just found out the 4400 is canceled. We dug that show. It did get a bit strange towards the end there, but it is a bummer it is gone.
Every notice how every fricking show on USA has something to do with law enforcement? Monk rules, he is a detective. Psyche the guy helps the cops, Burn Notice (which is horrible) is a vigilante cop type show, the law and order stuff, NCIS, and the 4400 had a govt agency as the main theme.
Man remember the good old days when you had Gilbert Godfried and Rhonda Shear doing the semi porn movies on up all night. What has become of you?

As usual Alton provides tons of info in this episode. Seems he is rushing through it to get all the info out. I am no expert, but he knows his stuff. He does pretty much what the knife book guy does.
I was having problems shrinking it down so it is 1 gb. I would recommend downloading instead of watching it in a browser.
I have posted this before but youtube keeps pulling it. I think it is the scream that makes me giggle so much.
And the bring me a taco bit slays me
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