How to judge a dude by his food

How to judge a dude by his booze

Some of these hurt my feelings

Droped by Geno’s to get some adult beverages and Adam gave me a good welcome. “Where have you been?” He dared me to suck down a single of Cracker Barrel pure maple syrup and said he would buy me a shot of tequila to do it. I took the bet. Syrup does not just flow so I tossed it back and let it slowly drip into my gullet while folks came in. From the bits I could see the customers were looking at me strange and Adam was grinning. Swallowed it down and basked in the glory. Was it worth a free shot of tequila? I would of done it for free

Man I really kinda miss the days as a bartender

hot bartenders Well you know if you can view the site at work, but I guess I will mention NSFW

Alyssa’s Melon Drop

Trixie over on SCS posted this and wow does it look cool.

Skittles vodka

If you look at a package of skittles, you’ll notice that besides sugar and flavoring there’s also some lovely filler (this is that white stuff that will end up floating on top). This filler is pretty horrible and generally not tasty, so it needs to be filtered out before the drinking can commence.

Virtual Alcohol Control

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The Liquor Commission Control currently offers an online payment system for license renewals and tax payments. A spirits and wine online reporting system for distributors is currently in development.

“Our Commission will continue to offer more services online,” said Rupe. “We look forward to working with Nebraska.gov to reach our goal of providing more efficient ways for our users and staff to conduct everyday business.”

Lil Jon to have his own winery

Lil Jon acknowledges that he’s no wine connoisseur. “I’m not no `drink wine every day’ kind of dude,” he said in a telephone interview. “I’m not like an expert, so don’t ask me no questions … I just like the taste.”

Squirrel decanter

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Being a bartender for 8 years and a drunk that was purdy, hic, easy. And quite funny.

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