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Administrative Professional’s Day An Unfair Burden on Nebraska Lincoln
Posted by beerorkid in political
From everyday ordinary
Lincoln, NE – Nebraska Attorney General Jon Bruning announced that he intends to file a lawsuit against the Obama Administration, calling Administrative Professional’s Day – formerly known as Secretary’s Day – an “unconstitutional and downright scary attempt at redistributing wealth.”
BorK has no opinion on this post or anything at all really. Just sharing a link.
Love the attention from the liberal media for our fine state. I believe it is one of our main sources of revenue :p
How is that hopey changey stuff working out for ya?
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Murray Hill Inc. for Maryland’s 8th Congressional District
Posted by beerorkid in political
Srry to get all political on ya, but this is absolutely awesome.
Murray Hill Inc. is believed to be the first “corporate person” to exercise its constitutional right to run for office. As Supreme Court observer Lyle Denniston wrote in his SCOTUSblog, “If anything, the decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission conferred new dignity on corporate “persons,” treating them — under the First Amendment free-speech clause — as the equal of human beings.”
Murray Hill Inc. agrees. “The strength of America,” Murray Hill Inc. says, “is in the boardrooms, country clubs and Lear jets of America’s great corporations. We’re saying to Wal-Mart, AIG and Pfizer, if not you, who? If not now, when?”
Murray Hill Inc. plans on spending “top dollar” to protect its investment. “It’s our democracy,” Murray Hill Inc. says, “We bought it, we paid for it, and we’re going to keep it.”
Murray Hill Inc., a diversifying corporation in the Washington, D.C. area, has long held an interest in politics and sees corporate candidacy as an emerging new market.
The campaign’s designated human, Eric Hensal, will help the corporation conform to antiquated “human only” procedures and sign the necessary voter registration and candidacy paperwork. Hensal is excited by this new opportunity. “We want to get in on the ground floor of the democracy market before the whole store is bought by China.”
Murray Hill Inc. plans on filing to run in the Republican primary in Maryland’s 8th Congressional District. Campaign Manager William Klein promises an aggressive, historic campaign that “puts people second” or even third.
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this video is like a crash between two buses full of pandas and cross dressers with a glitter explosion and whipped cream on top
Posted by beerorkid in political
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Reviews of movies and shows by people who haven’t seen them
Posted by ghogan in Funny Vids, Robots, TV, humor, internets, mental vomit, movies, political
Review of Star Wars by someone who hasn’t seen the movies all the way through.
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.
Review of Lost by someone who has only seen the commercials.
Get Your War On is really good. Also, I’m supposed to notify the site administrator to update WordPress.
