Uma….. super ex girlfriend

 Filed under: Reviews, movies — beerorkid @ Jul 21st, 2006

was not as bad as the critics make it out to be, not toooooo great either, but dont expect much and you will be fine. Had some pretty good parts in it, and the ending is pretty neato.

starship, college ID, matanee, or DVD and you will not feel jipped. This aint no kill bill.

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 Stride gum: most amazing, longest lasting, most extreme gum ever made?

 Filed under: Reviews, food — beerorkid @ Jul 19th, 2006

stride gum

Apparently paris hilton freshens her whoretastic mouth with it. The thing about it is that it is supposed to last forever. Well it actually does. And being sugar free, it is chok full of bitching chemicals. I have always wanted a third testicle, third nipple, third eye, extra wang, you get the picture. I figure chewing this gum might just let me live that dream.

It is not so much an amazing flavor that lasts forever, (although it does seem to last a bit) but more of a pepermint/spearmint chemical burn that says “hey look at me, feel me burning your tongue, move me around in your mouth so you can spread the burning love.

meh….

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 40 year old virgin on HBO WTF?

 Filed under: Reviews, humor, movies — beerorkid @ Jul 17th, 2006

awesome movie, funny as hell, possibly the best of all last year in the comedy catagpry.

Sure it is raunchy, and a little over the top.
We saw it in the theatre. being commie, socialist, Godless, anti semetic, pinko, dirty, druggie, sexual deviant, molesting, peterast, homosexual, anti-American, troop hating, flag burning, liberals, it was a no-brainer to see this movie. he he

Well the theatre and DVD release are complete. The version shown on HBO is severely cut. The funny thing is that they only cut parts to save time. All the really raunchy stuff is still there. A bunch of what makes the story more realistic has been cut. As well as many of the funny scenes.

Do yourself a favor. Do not watch the HBO one if it is the first time you see it. rent it.

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 Flying dog brewery: snake dog IPA

 Filed under: Reviews, beer — beerorkid @ Jul 17th, 2006

flying dog snake dok IPA

purdy yummy, kind of thick, punches your mouth with intense hop flavor. Smells awesome with the columbus dry hopping. Was quite impresses with it, as I am with all of their offerings. We have been to the brewery in Denver. They have some huge ass tanks. The pub on the side is set up with an industrial feel. pretty neat.

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 Lipton cold brew tea

 Filed under: Reviews, food — beerorkid @ Jul 17th, 2006

oh man this is good. I messed with the sun tea for a bit at work. got messy, took forever. These cold brew tea bags rule. I use two bags for 16 oz of water and it takes about 5 minutes. Much better than a dew any day ;)

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 Serfas sike multi lense sunglasses

 Filed under: Reviews — beerorkid @ Jul 14th, 2006

their site

a friend of mine told me a simple rule concerning buying sunglasses.
“under $5 or over $50″
well I have been following the first part of that rule unknowingly for about 20 years now ;)

Oh man I sooooo wanna see the rest of the crap in this post… »

So I spend way too fricking much time riding my bike through wilderness park (my lifepartner wishes she was a bike ;)), and my usual time is in the early evening. Right when the sun is at that angle that makes you go blind. it gets worse when you have really cheap sunnies that blind you for a moment when the sun gets through the trees. I had had enough, I heard polarized was the way to go. Got a cheap ass pair of those, a little beter. oh and the whole polarized reflection thing is so awesome. Better, but still not good enough. i would bring a cheap pair of yellow safety glasses for when the sun went down. I like my eyes, and trees are pokey ;)

Picked up the sike’s from the monkey wrench and decided to test them out. Even though they are not polarized, they kick the crap out of both my old ones, and the yellow safety glasses. It does seem to have some sort of special coating on the lenses, for they have a slightly oily looking surface. Maybe it is the coating or the fact that they were not wallgreens brand, but they kick butt. Sure when you get hit by that 7:45 PM sun angle it does distort the vision a bit, but nothing like my older ones.

So it comes with 4 different sets of lenses, from dark, light, brown, to yellow. This is a major bonus for me. I need only carry the extra lenses in my over stuffed filled with every part needed to fix a bike/gatorade/beer holdin camelbak to switch them out. Switching the lenses is pretty easy, although it is hard to tell which lense it the left or right. It does seem that they might not be locked in though. I bet they will still do a good job of protecting my eyes, but they are no safety glasses. The main body that houses the lenses is bendable rubberish plastic which is easy to bend to get the lenses out.

for $50.00 MSRP, I am completely satisfied.

« Enough crap for me, close it up please

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 Nature Valley sweet and salty nut granola bars

 Filed under: Reviews, beer — beerorkid @ Jul 12th, 2006

These things are fricking good. I am not a morning person, I can hardly get to work on time. I for sure do not have time to make breakfast. So when I get to work I have one of these. There is like a yougurt coating on the bottom. They are packed with gooey granola, almonds, and are salty/sweet.

I also bring them with me on bike rides.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……..

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 Cheerwine mmmmm…..

 Filed under: Reviews, food — beerorkid @ Jul 11th, 2006

cheerwine

mmmmmmmm………. guess this has been around for quite some time, but it is new to Lincoln. Comes from the south.

It is basically a sweet cherry flavored soda/pop. According to wikipedia it is more carbonated than regular soda/pop.

I saw adverts for it at the rib ranch, did not try it though. Saw it down at the local gas station and picked one up. It is pretty yummy. Almost tastes a little like Dr. Pepper but with more of a cherry taste. I picked up a 12 pack at Russ’s of the diet kind, that sealed the deal for me.
mmmmmmmmm……………

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 Crest whitening expressions toothpaste

 Filed under: Reviews — beerorkid @ Jun 12th, 2006

OK you might be thinking what the hell am I doing reviewing toothpaste, but this is very exciting to me. I have a hard time brushing my teeth in the mornings. Not that I don’t want too, it is that I get really gaggy with normal toothpastes. I am not a big fan of mint flavored toothpastes. These are a breath of fresh air (he he) they have very palatable tastes and seem not to be toothpasty, know what I mean? I have tried all except the herbal mint, and find them to be awesome. Currently I am using the vanilla, and Theresa uses the cinnamon. They do the basic job of cleaning, without leaving that slimy feeling. I would recommend you give them a shot.

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 Hazed and infused

 Filed under: Reviews, beer — beerorkid @ Jun 12th, 2006

This is one hoppy brew. I picked it up at N street and cracked a warm one. I know it sounds gross, but it is the best way to truly “taste” a beer. When warm all of the flavor compounds are free to express themselves. And I was thirsty. This beer is packed with hops. They don’t list the ibu’s but it is smooth and dry hopped to the max. It is a refreshingly smooth brew with little malt flavor, because there are so many hops. They dry hop with a ton of hops, and with many varieties in the mix, it makes for a very citrusy, sweet, and rounded flavor. This is definitely for the hop heads. It might get confused with an IPA yet it is just a strongly hopped ale. Did I mention that it is hoppy?

I give it 8.5 burps

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