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I got this at Guerroero market next to Geno’s at 11th and G. It is a Hispanic market and there are some stuff there that scares me. Check out the awesome website for the product. Click the pic below and choose all sizes to read the back of the package. I am now more dummberer. […]

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Post mentioned in title On Bread (and Butter) Alone Butter is butter is butter, right? Sweet cream butters are all made with cream (from cows) that’s been whipped into a frenzied state in which the fats glob together and the water falls away. So it should all pretty much taste like butter, yes? Well… yes […]

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Apr/08

9

Oooh, suck on my chocolate, velvet balls

If you find the title offensive click here (SFW) Man those look awesome. Using Theresa’s checkerboard cake recipe I am gonna try to create these my way.

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the candy blog already has this one covered and I agree with them. This is mega uber lame candy. It looked OK, smelled OK, and the first bite was OK. I set it down and let my mouth secretions start cleaning up in there. The aftertaste is pretty bad. I feel like Juan Valdez just […]

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Hat tip spkthed I have yet to try the BBQ, pickle, hot and spicy, etc… seeds cuz I I need is a thick layer of salt burning the skin off my cheeks. if you wanna go get some

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Apr/08

1

Franks Red-Hot jerky is meh…..

Picked up a pack of this in Utah before the 100 miles with nothing stretch of I-70. I love Franks Red-Hot sauce cuz it is cayenne, which is my fave jerky seasoning. Wings need Franks, and I figured jerky would as well. I still believe that, but not this stuff. You could taste the franks […]

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So the mini trip to CA to drive the uhaul full of my friends stuff back to Lincoln was not gonna be filled with too much adventure or cool stuff, but I really wanted to try an IN-N-OUT burger since I have heard such good stuff about them. We hit the one in Westwood (I […]

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Mar/08

10

Bar fruit is pure evil

I worked at 3 bars and a restaurant and know the evil of bar fruit very well. There are a bunch of factors that make bar fruit absolutely disgusting which I thought you might want to know. * bar fruit containers are usually gifts from a liquor distributor and made of pretty cheap materials. usually […]

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