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So at work they have hauled out the CHRISTmas tree and I am gonna throw a fit and demand they have a beer volcano and stripper factory as well to acknowledge my pastafarisim. Oh and I was at the porn store buying a Princess Diana life size rubber Fist and the clerk Did not wish […]

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From Colbert Report writers

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Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with smurf pee. Been venturing out and trying some different types of American Light Lagers (aka piss beer). This had a liner on it which is supposed to…. well it is a marketing gimmick. Some say it makes the beer taste like plastic, some say it keeps […]

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Dec/07

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how bacon is made

this is really silly and not very cool

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Dec/07

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crack users have fresh breath

Sugary Candy Looks Too Much Like Street Drugs, Cops Say Philadelphia narcotics officers are upset that a candy made by Hershey looks like crack cocaine. The cops say the packages of breath mints look almost identical to drugs sold on the street. Critics say Ice Breakers Pacs look too much like tiny heat-sealed bags of […]

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A morning dusting of snow did not keep the folks away. Hot chocolate, coffee, tools, and bundled up folks started loading my truck full of ballast and I backed down off the trail and dumped it under the Old Cheney bridge. Erosion had really messed the underpass up. Some folks dug new drainage while the […]

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Man the news loves Nebraska these days USA today article OMAHA (AP) — Weather forecasters predict Nebraska will receive a treacherous mix of sleet, freezing rain and snow this weekend, so it’s understandable that events may get canceled. But one of the first cancellations announced Friday afternoon came from an unexpected source: organizers of the […]

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