Beerorkid – a bunch of useless crap |

Dec/07

3

I so wanna be on the O’Reilly factor

So at work they have hauled out the CHRISTmas tree and I am gonna throw a fit and demand they have a beer volcano and stripper factory as well to acknowledge my pastafarisim.

Oh and I was at the porn store buying a Princess Diana life size rubber Fist and the clerk Did not wish me a merry CHRISTmas, so I will take my shopping elsewhere thnxuvrymch.

No tags

No comments yet.

Leave a Reply

<<

>>

About BorK

My pledge: a pic in every post, at least 5 posts a day (cept weekends), and free tiny american flags ($39.95 S&H). Seriously yall, register up and add some stupid / cool stuff here. This is a community, join into it, comment a few times and I will make you an author.

If you wanna contact me, it is "my username" @ gmail.com

Theme Design by devolux.nh2.me

Archives