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Archive for August 2007

Aug/07

14

sad clown

article A clown has had the smile wiped off his face after being told he couldn’t use balloons in his act because children might be allergic to latex. Barney Baloney said he was told by bosses at a supermarket where he was booked to appear that he should leave his balloons at home because of […]

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Aug/07

14

I believe

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Aug/07

13

a day that never was

So iffin you follow this there site you might have read about how messed my past few weeks of work have been. I have been working some normal hours, but stuff is nothing like it has been. We are now very restricted in what we can do, with very understandable reasons. Well last Friday I […]

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Aug/07

13

How To: Balloon Bass

I grew up in a circus family, no really, well almost. Lets just say a percentage of my income will be spent on therapy for many a fortnights to come. I can make anything out of balloons and everything this guy does makes perfect sense to me.

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Image photoshoped to remove the pole it is on. TMCO has this sculpture on 6th and J at the National sprinkler / Metal & Art location of TMCO. We are talking a huge metal biker ghost chick riding an awesome motorcycle with windmills for wheels. A huge plus for my property value I am guessing. […]

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Aug/07

13

kinda sorta beef stroganoff

OK I will come clean. This is beef, noodles, and gravy with sour cream in the gravy. That makes it stroganoffish right? Strogganesque?

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Not only did he get it working again, but he replaced the chewed up parts of my case for $30.00. Good guy with a good attitude. Much cheaper than a new phone. T was not budging on my “well I gotta buy a new phone anyway, might as well get an iphone schtick.” Mental note: […]

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Aug/07

13

Bush Vs Zombies

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