Beerorkid – a bunch of useless crap |



that political post

Homer tries to vote for Obama

Register to vote here
Site has a picture of Jessica Alba bound if that sort of thing turns you on.
Deadline to register here in Nebraska is October 24th.
I registered at a show at Lincoln Calling. Switched back to a fence sitting independent.
Check to see if you are registered here in NE

If anyone needs a ride to the poll Nov 4th let me know. I will carry you if you want me too.

A bunch of the Hollywood elite telling you to vote

Matt Taibbi has an awesome blog post dealing with Sarah Palin, but mostly it is about American voters. Yes the Joe six packs out there. It is long, filled with cuss words, a bit mean, and soul crushingly true.

The scariest thing about Sarah Palin isn’t how unqualified she is – it’s what her candidacy says about America

The truly disgusting thing about Sarah Palin isn’t that she’s totally unqualified, or a religious zealot, or married to a secessionist, or unable to educate her own daughter about sex, or a fake conservative who raised taxes and horked up earmark millions every chance she got. No, the most disgusting thing about her is what she says about us: that you can ram us in the ass for eight solid years, and we’ll not only thank you for your trouble, we’ll sign you up for eight more years, if only you promise to stroke us in the right spot for a few hours around election time.

Democracy doesn’t require a whole lot of work of its citizens, but it requires some: It requires taking a good look outside once in a while, and considering the bad news and what it might mean, and making the occasional tough choice, and soberly taking stock of what your real interests are.

This is a very different thing from shopping, which involves passively letting sitcoms melt your brain all day long and then jumping straight into the TV screen to buy a Southern-Style Chicken Sandwich because the slob singing “I’m Lovin’ It!” during the commercial break looks just like you. The joy of being a consumer is that it doesn’t require thought, responsibility, self-awareness or shame: All you have to do is obey the first urge that gurgles up from your stomach. And then obey the next. And the next. And the next.

And if you are not disgusted enough with this post I will let Sarah Silverman finish you off.

See more Sarah Silverman videos at Funny or Die

No tags

No comments yet.

Leave a Reply



About BorK

My pledge: a pic in every post, at least 5 posts a day (cept weekends), and free tiny american flags ($39.95 S&H). Seriously yall, register up and add some stupid / cool stuff here. This is a community, join into it, comment a few times and I will make you an author.

If you wanna contact me, it is "my username" @

Theme Design by