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Article Stonehenge Management, a developer, has offered a 2,600-square-foot lot next to an apartment building it owns on the north side of 33rd Street, Mr. Biederman said. The partnership, which is financed by businesses and property owners in a 31-block section of Midtown, has developed a preliminary design for the lot and has ordered up […]

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I could retire if this was implemented in Lincoln. Article An Iowa mayor takes extreme measures to get wild cats off the streets. It’s a plan that’s drawing a lot of criticism. It’s usually quiet on Main Street in Randolph, Iowa. But, drive a few blocks north and west and it’s not long before you […]

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article I would still hit it, swears, she seems cool

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no light, thats a tasing

Deputy Uses Taser on Fleeing Bicyclist A Glenn County sheriff’s deputy shot a man with a Taser gun for allegedly riding his bike at night without proper lighting. According to a sheriff’s spokesman, the bicyclist ignored warnings from the deputy he would use the stun gun, then fled on foot. One probe struck the bicyclist, […]

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Saw this in the paper yesterday and made me giggle. FULLERTON, Calif. – Police said they arrested a man who acknowledged digging holes on a park bike trail as payback for nearly being run down by a cyclist. Warren John Wilson, 52, faces a single felony count of vandalism, police Sgt. Linda King said Friday. […]

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its raining iguanas

Article This had me snickering Did you know that iguanas, when they get cold take a figurative long walk off a short branch and start raining down out of the trees? Well if you’re in Southern Florida and it gets chilly you can witness it first hand. Bring a sturdy hat however as these critters […]

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crack users have fresh breath

Sugary Candy Looks Too Much Like Street Drugs, Cops Say Philadelphia narcotics officers are upset that a candy made by Hershey looks like crack cocaine. The cops say the packages of breath mints look almost identical to drugs sold on the street. Critics say Ice Breakers Pacs look too much like tiny heat-sealed bags of […]

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Man the news loves Nebraska these days USA today article OMAHA (AP) — Weather forecasters predict Nebraska will receive a treacherous mix of sleet, freezing rain and snow this weekend, so it’s understandable that events may get canceled. But one of the first cancellations announced Friday afternoon came from an unexpected source: organizers of the […]

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