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Feb/11

23

girl scout cookies year round for me

Saw on the internets that you can get caramel delights year around from those darn elves. I picked some up while waiting for my delivery from the coolest GS evar, Emma, she delivers her cookies in a cute e-scooter, she looks adorable. They are so close you can totally deal with it. Just like Vals […]

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Feb/11

22

like a convoy of sugar in my mouth

The best parts is making the truck crash and jackknife to get the delicious pressed sugar to pop out. Over

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Feb/11

16

choco nails

That is pretty clever. Thanks for sending this in Toast

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Feb/11

8

do you want smoother and creamier?

I want to let you know about something that changed my life. Back in 2002 Masterfoods has stopped distribution of caramel-filled M&M’s. They were only available in Hispanic test markets. I was ready to start saving money for a obese scooter. I would of dedicated my live to eating caramel M&Ms. Since then I have […]

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Feb/11

7

Oreo kisses

Those look pretty good. VIA Bakerella

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Jan/11

31

Bakers cheap pizza is not to shabby

Last friday I was a bit intoxy and talked some smack about Vals pizza to Theresa’s dad. Theresa really likes Vals and we get it a lot, but I like variety and have eaten enough Vals over my lifetime to make me never crave it. This past Friday he brought me a cheap ultimeat pizza […]

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Jan/11

27

Hershey’s Drops

Have you ever seen the Mythbusters where they polish a turd? I think I watched part of it and remember the walrus looking one used some actual polish and the albino looking one was all like that is not fair. Might be the other way around. What I am getting at is that I would […]

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I have seen blog posts about nutella for a long time and finally picked up a jar. mentioned that I have not tried it on IRC and people freaked. “go make a slice of toast now”. Theresa made some banana bread this weekend and I gooped some on there. I thought it would be a […]

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