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CAT | animals

Hello to those of you who figured out that I work with you. I like indoor cats, not the ones who muck up my neighborhood. Here is a link for ya. www.mycathatesyou.com Srry but wrestling is kinda creepy any way. Like you know in pulp fiction where Maynard is watching Zed stick it to Marcellus […]

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simple fix for this. Get a dog or wear a condom.

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Jan/07

25

Never give an iguana Viagra

article ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) – Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days. Veterinarians at Antwerp’s Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal’s problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good […]

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Jan/07

25

more random crap, cats

insert joke here

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Jan/07

12

bucket?

hat tip to KW of good problem

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Jan/07

5

made me chuckle

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BorK edit: thanks thrillkill and hat tip to cornbread (saw it there)

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Jan/07

2

squirrel fishing

hat tip to longstinger Squirrel fishing is the sporting practice of “catching” squirrels and attempting to lift them into the air using a peanut tied to a string or fishing line, and optionally some kind of fishing pole. A squirrel being successfully lifted Enlarge A squirrel being successfully lifted In most cases, squirrels playfully tug […]

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