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apparently he cant see brick pillars a fan site for him

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Jul/06

20

awwwww…. it so cute

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Jul/06

20

Denied compassion

Here I lay, not uncomfortable yet, not comfortable. I dont really know what is going on. The hunger does not seem as bad today, must be the sugar water in that bag dripping. drip, drip, drip, why is that nurse messing with my bag? She says “how are you doing today?” I brew with anger […]

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since no press was allowed to see the first veto, me thinks there was more to it. He signed the veto, then made one of his famous signing statements which read. “me did’nt actually sign the veto, he he, and the bill is still dead, he he”, in crayon of course 😉

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pretty darn interesting too bad I harldy ever drive 😉

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Jul/06

19

Flats suck

had two flats last night, kinda borked my fun last night. Did not get to ride with anybody the whole out portion of the monkey ride. Fixed the second flat just in time to get to hang with peeps on the back part of the ride. Oh well. hat tip to c_c_rider for the pic/post

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Apparently paris hilton freshens her whoretastic mouth with it. The thing about it is that it is supposed to last forever. Well it actually does. And being sugar free, it is chok full of bitching chemicals. I have always wanted a third testicle, third nipple, third eye, extra wang, you get the picture. I figure […]

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