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Jan/07

26

bacon in space

Saw this on my stat program. NASA is looking to me for information on bacon. Sure I am an excellent source for information on bacon, but it must mean they are planning something really cool. Searched for “bacon in space” and found some funny stuff. “It would be cool if we could get robots to […]

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Jan/07

25

I aint f%$king around any more

I am almost at 1,000 posts from the seven months ago I changed to a blog based site. Most of those were the 5 posts a day I promised (look above 😉 ) well I made every stupid link or post one of them almost 1,000 posts. Thing is I find so much stupid crap […]

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Jan/07

25

quit looking at my wang

so as you might of read my dog loves our bathroom and us in there. Well to keep her from chewing stuff up while we shower we let her in the bathroom with us. It is almost a game between T and I. Trap the dog in there while the other is showering. I retaliate […]

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This was my biggest karaoke achievement. being able to hit the tonal changes and the bitch scream, well kinda. I am no singer, but rocked it once and could probably never again. practiced for a few weeks. Boston more than a feeling

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Jan/07

25

once a fortnight they get along

We kinda hosed Maggie. We got Fuggles 3 days after Cloe died. Maggie was still grieving as we were and she had to deal with this little bitch. Maggie was about a year old when we got Cloe and Maggie’s mother instinct kicked in. Sure about 8 years into their life together the dominance battles […]

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Jan/07

25

Never give an iguana Viagra

article ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) – Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days. Veterinarians at Antwerp’s Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal’s problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good […]

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Jan/07

25

more random crap, cats

insert joke here

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Jan/07

25

Linux is superior

Dilbert

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