Archive for January 2009

Jan/09

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he he

Jan/09

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bacon man

link

thanks Steve (hey thats my name too)

Jan/09

30

how to touch boobs

an interesting read

As a rule of thumb, I suggest you pretend a woman doesn’t even have boobs the first time you kiss her; err on the side of caution, concentrate on her lips and hope you’ll be invited further next time you meet.

That said, sometimes things can move pretty quickly with a new flame, however, I still reckon it’s best to let her run the show and if she starts to massage various parts of your body, take that as the signal to reciprocate.

If this is the case, I would suggest you not hoik the woman out of her bra and bury yourself in her cleavage like you’re swine at a trough; rather brush her breasts with the front or backs of your hands, through her clothes.

Hopefully all of this is now happening at yours or her place because I would not suggest you try this in public.

Jan/09

30

LCD TV and connections Q / HDMI Slingbox?

goal: to get the signal of whatever is on the living rooms TV to be in the kitchen. DVD or DVR signal

What I have now: a coaxial cable running from the back of the DVR in the living room into the back of the TV in the kitchen. DVD players do not have coaxial out so the DVD signal does not make it to the kitchen.

Plan: getting a 24 inch or smaller LCD in the kitchen and most do not have a coaxial connection, so was looking at other options that will allow DVR and DVD signal to be mirrored on both TVs.

Ideas:
- 45 foot HDMI cable and HDMI switcher from monoprice. that is a good solution as far as I can tell because the HDMI switch even had IR receiver so our universal remote could do the switching between DVR and DVD.

My boss mentioned a slingbox might work, but I need to do some research on exactly what they can do and which model we would need.

If any of ya have any suggestions that would be awesome.

TIA

Jan/09

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The bacon explosion

As of Thurs evening I recieved my 7th person telling me about this article in the NYT.

I am absolutely honored to be a source of bacon info. Thing is I think I am able to offer something beyond the current bacon craze / meme that has sweeped the internets lately. I made my own bacon, get bacon from across the country with the BOM club. And I know most who visit here have already seen the bacon explosion site hot right now, so I did not post about it. I envy them. Thing is I already posted about this back in October.

I am trying to establish a more highbrow level of bacon information and peeps sending me info is very much appreciated. I will shock the world some day. Swears. Please do not see this post as a do not send me stuff about bacon type of attitude. I am very gracious. Just wanted to let you know why I did not post about it before. Fudge it it coulda taken up one of the 5 posts a day I promise.

Truth is I have reduced my bacon consumption my 50% over the past few months. I see it as a treat and only the really good stuff is worth my time. I am 2 months away from the bacon party where I bust out the 12 months of bacon club selections for all who wish to come. It should be fun.

Smooches

And keep sending me bacon links please

Jan/09

29

I wonder what rainbow puke would taste like

Jan/09

29

dumb criminals

Jan/09

29

look at this cup, now its a mug

NSFW language

Snow

The snow had that crunchy gritty feel to it like the brown salt left in the bottom of a bag of smoked almonds, and was not slick at all. The super low temps lately have kept me from riding. Theresa works 2 blocks away so she has been hauling my arse around.

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