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we are going to be eating corn on the cob every night for weeks


Theresa had to log into her google at home and I saw this timer on her home page. It has been over 2 years and she is very excited to be done with being a metal mouth. I always wondered how she could tell me to the minute how soon she gets them off.

Her plans are

1. run her tongue around her teeth for hours
2. eat corn
3. brush her teeth in less than 5 minutes.

So excited.

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