Oh to be really old and be able to write letters to the editor every day about squirrels (one of my goals in life) . I dream of the day.
Seriously though. The squirrels will rule with an iron nutcracker soon. The dumb ones get run over, so the IQ continues to rise. Soon we will be collecting nuts for them. This one has figured out that you must be white to rule. Now all he needs is a rich daddy.