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Police: Retiree punched kids at Walmart for fun


Caught in the act at his local Walmart on Wednesday night, Ralph Conone admitted that for months he’d been punching children on the backs of their heads with his keys in his fist, Columbus police said yesterday.

The 68-year-old grandfather also told them why, police said: He got a kick out of it.

“He stated that he does this because of the excitement of being able to do it and get away with it with the parents right there,” said Sgt. John Hurst of the special victims bureau. “He’ll just strike them in the head and just turn around and walk away.”

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