new Clinton scandal: Port a potty

port a potty

This article might lay out the end of the Clinton campaign.

Portman, who has been spotted in the West Village in recent days with her bearded boyfriend, Venezuelan-born folk singer Devendra Banhart, was walking her dog with him yesterday when the brazen piddling took place.

While she was getting a pup’s-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller’s frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes – and then ambled on its way.

Portman, a major Clinton supporter caught yellow handed participating in water sports and bestiality will certainly raise doubts about Clinton’s ability to be an effective leader.

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