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I think you can smell them from space


Saw a bowl of these in a coworkers office and picked up a little bag for our office. I break them into little pieces and since they are strong I only eat a few a day. They were popular so others brought in little bags of them. My boss told me they had big bags at Sams club and when I saw this 4.5 pounds of awesome. I picked it up and did one of those evil laughs, spun around with my arms extended like I was in a field of flowers. The car ride home was very wintergreeny and they were in the trunk. Coworkers thought my pillow sized bag was funny and folks walking by could smell them from outside our door. Mwahahahahaha

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