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Sep/06

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fresh squeezed is the best

Indeed, you may be surprised to learn how your favorite celebrities and role models are using blood! Bill O’Reilly drinks hot infant’s blood every morning instead of coffee. He states, “Fresh-squeezed is best!” John Ashcroft luxuriates in a bath of Virgin’s Blood every fortnight; he swears it keeps his thoughts pure and his 137-year-old skin soft and supple.

get your own

I have absolutely no clue WTF this is about.

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