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UPDATE: this is pretty funny

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius

Reeeeal men of geeeni-us~

Today, we salute you, Mr. Chainless Collapsing Bike Inventor

Mr. Chainless Collapsing Bike Invennnn-tor!

Unhappy with modern methods of bicycle storage, only you thought to fold a bike into the size of an extra large pizza.

Hooooold the anchovies~

With a semester and a half of mechanical engineering under your belt, and a pirated copy of AutoCAD in hand, you singlehandedly obsoleted the 3-dollar hooks that we’d normally use to hang up our bikes in the garage.

Innovation~~

You perfected the frame, the handlebars, and the saddle. The only thing you left out: a way to actually ride the thing.

We’re only coasting~~

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh savior of the cycle. You deserve it, even if you have to walk to the liquor store.

Mr. Chainless Collapsing Bike Inveeeennntorrr~~

(Bud Light beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis Missouri)

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