text of the signs below
Come in, see what all the “fuss” is about
Dad spelled backward is still dad
And mom spelled backward is is still mom
But brother is rehtorb?
Dozens of delicious flavors and 3 shitty ones
After eating do not drive or operate heavy machinery
If you have any thoughts of doing anything illegal or indecent while at Rice to Riches, be advised, our secret security cameras have already taken and recorded your photograph…
We will fully prosecute…
And you will go to jail!
We eat all we can, the rest we sell
We put the XXX in XXXL
Free rice pudding (tomorrow)
“Stressed” spelled backward is “desserts”
We got your Weight Watchers right here
Finally, a rice pudding that doesn’t suck
No skinny bitches!!
Bathroom is for Rice to Riches customers only.
Violators will be: Disgraced, tortured, and savagely beaten.
If you survive, you will be shot.
Start a career in the fascinating, fast-paced lucrative pudding business
Long Hard Hours
Very Low Pay
Lots of Heavy Lifting
Work for a Ball-Busting Asshole
Must be College Grad
Recession be damned!!!
These premises are occupied by compulsively obsessed dessert loving people with no self-control or discipline
If there’s no pudding in heaven “I’m not going!”