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Dec/11

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Dad spelled backward is still dad And mom spelled backward is is still mom But brother is rehtorb?

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Come in, see what all the “fuss” is about

Dad spelled backward is still dad
And mom spelled backward is is still mom
But brother is rehtorb?

Dozens of delicious flavors and 3 shitty ones

After eating do not drive or operate heavy machinery

If you have any thoughts of doing anything illegal or indecent while at Rice to Riches, be advised, our secret security cameras have already taken and recorded your photograph…
We will fully prosecute…
And you will go to jail!

We eat all we can, the rest we sell

We put the XXX in XXXL

Free rice pudding (tomorrow)

“Stressed” spelled backward is “desserts”

We got your Weight Watchers right here

Finally, a rice pudding that doesn’t suck

No skinny bitches!!

Bathroom is for Rice to Riches customers only.
Violators will be: Disgraced, tortured, and savagely beaten.
If you survive, you will be shot.

Help Wanted:
Start a career in the fascinating, fast-paced lucrative pudding business
Long Hard Hours
Very Low Pay
Lots of Heavy Lifting
Work for a Ball-Busting Asshole
Dead-End Job
No Benefits
No Advancement
Must be College Grad
Start Immediately

Recession be damned!!!

These premises are occupied by compulsively obsessed dessert loving people with no self-control or discipline

If there’s no pudding in heaven “I’m not going!”

Eat Right
Exercise
Die Anyway

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