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Cats will eat your face

Man this is turning out to be a good day. So looking at my stats program and I love to see how folks find me via google. This might be my favorite so far. I need to be result #1 though.

From here

In my experience, a dog may go for several days before finally resorting to eating the owner’s body. A cat, on the other hand, will only wait a day or two. Just goes to show you which is more loyal. So, the next time you’re falling asleep on the couch with the football game on, take a look at your cat. He’s not watching you because he’s enamored of you; he’s checking to see if your chest is still moving.”

My obsession with this came from this Malcolm in the middle episode which we just happend to watch last night.

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