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quad loc yo

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Adult chocolate milk

Looks like these folks are making this stuff. It is 40 proof, which is pretty tame and like a liqueur. They are going to have a few other flavors too. hat tipps to Wilty, a consumer of fancy drinks.

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Strange s**t you want BorK to try.

The message board folk seem to enjoy my BorK ate it stuff and want me to try salmon flavored vodka. Article Foster and Scotti MacDonald, another partner, said the current formula took 48 tries, and some of the first 47 attempts were downright disgusting. “Definitely the first few times we had our heave bucket close […]

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eyeballing vodka

Article ‘Vodka eyeballing’, as it is known in student circles, is the latest drinking craze to sweep through Britain’s universities. Those who do it claim that it induces feelings of drunkenness at break-neck speeds, providing an instant high. They should just do a vodka enema like a normal person.

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When you need to get the beer in yer gullet even faster, you need the chugger. A novelty beer mug with built in beer funnel. USA USA USA

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Crazy Bruces Liquors

from that wacky wilty

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bacon vodka

Article Bacon is the most popular meat-in-a-glass, but Seger has also made a ham-and-cheese cocktail, while renowned mixologist Todd Thrasher has experimented with foie gras and lamb. Seger says that savory drinks follow cooking logic. “You use alcohol to deglaze a pan when you cook, so it makes sense that you can inverse it,” he […]

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