Quite the rant / screed coming from a liberal. made me chuckle a few times. Some adult language in there.
See, the problem here is your Intelligent Designer didnâ€™t engineer no forking automatons. People just donâ€™t take orders like you think they do. Just Say No! You bet – just let me take one more hit. No smoking! (Cough) Sure thing, boss. Donâ€™t eat that dirt! Mrnfph?