avast you bilge rats, fricking celebrate

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship’s wheel sticking out of his trousers.
The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your trousers?”
And the pirate says…
Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!

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