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May/07

20

the coolest free balloons ever

So I headed down to Baker hardware to get some screws to install a ceiling fan, when I saw the balloon begging me to give it a good home. The bike ride home was fun. There was a big green frog one with it as well. Theresa looked at me like I was a freak […]

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May/07

20

I Am America (And So Can You!)

Pre order for Colbert’s new book. Pretty excited. Might even read it while not in the bathroom.

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Naw, ain’t my dog. It is rude, mean, and pretty dam funny.

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May/07

20

shoulder bacon.

T’s dad brought over some pleasant farms shoulder bacon. It is really smokey and pretty meaty. The meaty part was so tender and the fat came off pretty easy. It is not exactly bacon, but the flavor could not be beat. mmmmmmmmmmm……….

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May/07

19

clocky is evil

So Theresa’s Dad dropped off clocky as a cruel joke last night. I needed to get up at 8:00 cuz I picked up a friend and headed to the police auction. No good bikes. So T set clocky to wake me up. Also she waited for it to go off, then hit snooze, which activates […]

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So I cannot type. I used to know, and if I really try I can. But I am not in any way proficient. I rely on firefox 2.0 to tell me when I spell wrong and can hunt and peck purdy darn fast. Thing is I hardly use a writing instrument to write anything as […]

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May/07

18

da cheet turns thurdy

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May/07

18

why the internets were invented

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