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all my jobs turkey sperm collector ejaculatortron
5 Comments · Posted by beerorkid in all my jobs
yup I used to manually masturbate turkeys for artificial insemination. till one day a turkey came up to me and said “gobble, gobble” I said “oh hell no, you are getting a hand job like the rest” 😉 I keed I keed. Happy turkey day everybody. look for the turkey fry vid to come. yeah […]
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Funkarific it be looking. NOTE: did not taste like pumpkin or orange, and was not colored orange either. Somehow it just tasted better though 😉
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paw prints in the snow
3 Comments · Posted by beerorkid in bikes, dogs, music, Vids I Made, wilderness park
Took the afternoon off and Fuggles and I hit wilderness. She loves it out there and snow was an added bonus. Music Loup River Band & Street Choir
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Picked up my bike from the shop and did not have my gloves on me. Grabbed some swobo ones which looked warm enough. Good fit and the rubber grippy parts were cool. This morning was when I really noticed how neat they were though. I could feel the wind get in through the glove, but […]
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Being a bartender for 8 years and a drunk that was purdy, hic, easy. And quite funny. take the test
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This little beauty has over 20 fried turkey’s burnt into the aluminum. I got it down. Both families were a bit hesitant when I offered to fry one, but both now have had me frying the turkey’s for years. Nothing beats it, well maybe bacon wrapped oven baking, but other than that you simply cannot […]
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