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all my jobs turkey sperm collector ejaculatortron

yup I used to manually masturbate turkeys for artificial insemination.

till one day a turkey came up to me and said “gobble, gobble”

I said “oh hell no, you are getting a hand job like the rest” 😉

I keed I keed. Happy turkey day everybody.

look for the turkey fry vid to come. yeah I know it is a bit late, but it will work next year and for xmas.

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