yup I used to manually masturbate turkeys for artificial insemination.
till one day a turkey came up to me and said “gobble, gobble”
I said “oh hell no, you are getting a hand job like the rest” 😉
I keed I keed. Happy turkey day everybody.
look for the turkey fry vid to come. yeah I know it is a bit late, but it will work next year and for xmas.