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Mar/09

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American service is astonishing. You could give a labrador puppy a handjob with a Prozac glove and it still wouldn’t be as pleased to see you as the staff of the Leland Tea shop on Bush Street.

Forty-one lines about 50 states

Some fella from that country that murders our language has some tidbits that are sure to tickle your wickershams like a dinkle on your lillebit.

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