I read some horrible news today

You cannot buy a pet penguin 🙁

I so wanted to raise one and then eat it.
According to snopes:

Unfortunately, penguin lovers who have taken penguinwarehouse.com at face value are bound to be disappointed. Nobody is offering to sell and ship penguins to your door from “penguin farms” in New Zealand and Antarctica. A few giveaways that this site couldn’t be on the level are:

* The U.S. (and many other countries) have stringent laws regarding the importation, sale, and ownership of exotic animals. There are few (if any) places in the U.S. where one would be allowed to sell or buy a penguin for private ownership outside the aegis of a zoo or wild animal park.