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Flaming squirrel ignites car

via A kamikaze squirrel fell from the sky and detonated a Bayonne woman’s car yesterday, police said today. Lindsey Millar, 23, and her brother, Tony, 22, were both home Wednesday at about 12:45 p.m. when Lindsey’s car suddenly started burning outside their 42nd Street home. Tony Millar said firefighters told them it was the work […]

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Aww look at the evil killing machine looking all cute and stuff. article Thumper, a black Labrador retriever, is getting credit for saving a Greenville man when a fire swept through his home. Roland Cote said his wife and their 7-year-old grandson were away when the blaze started early Sunday in a converted two-story garage. […]

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Article about it Eight artists snuck into the depths of Providence Place mall and built a secret studio apartment in which they stayed, on and off, for nearly four years until mall security finally caught their leader last week. The story of their audacious stunt — they call it performance art — spilled out in […]

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heck yeah I want the cheesy poof

article I find it gross when folks lick the cheese off their fingers. Wiping it on a friend is so much cooler. It’s believed to be the largest Chee-to in the world. The cheesy glob of fried cornmeal that Navy Petty Officer Mike Evans found last week in a bag of the snacks is about […]

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pretty fricking cool

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Link Maybe we’re missing something, but this is America and if a girl wants to board an airplane wearing a mini skirt, a bikini top and a football helmet, she should be able to. Who cares?

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Michael Jackson is dead

I pouring out some of my 40 for ya. Michael Jackson, a leading world beer critic who praised the brews of Belgium and acknowledged he would never be as famous as “that Michael Jackson,” has died. He was 65. Jackson, known as “the beer hunter,” died Thursday of a heart attack at his home in […]

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sad clown

article A clown has had the smile wiped off his face after being told he couldn’t use balloons in his act because children might be allergic to latex. Barney Baloney said he was told by bosses at a supermarket where he was booked to appear that he should leave his balloons at home because of […]

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