“Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall… plaze.”

Food on drunk has a funny little story about thwarting a little weeeeeeeeeeeenur doggie

Food on drunk has a funny little story about thwarting a little weeeeeeeeeeeenur doggie

So this is the second flaming squirrel I have posted. First one lit a car on fire.
Flaming Squirrel Blamed For Sparking Grassfire
Redding firefighters are blaming a flaming squirrel for a grass fire that briefly threatened a home.
Firefighters say the squirrel set off the blaze yesterday when it shorted out a power line, caught fire and dropped into dry vegetation.
It took 18 firefighters and six fire engines 20 minutes to battle the one squirrel blaze.
We failed training him to make doobers in the plop plop machine, but he will stand for treats and looks cute as heck doing it. baby steps.
Little booger has been sneaking downstairs in a crawl space and relieving himself rather than using the lou. We are tired of the mess on the potty, and I can scoop crap. I will not have my house smell like fricking cat piddle.
Sigh
Apparently the hole in the pan that sits in the toilet was a bit too much. First accident found behind the entertainment center in Thresa’s room. Good thing those pans are cheap
Seriously I am struggling today. internets are not kicking down anything good.

So I have been having issues with my site recently and am working with my webhost. They say I am using too much memory to move back to shared hosting. Will see what happens.
We now have a roasting pan in the toilet shaped to hold litter. He is used to the flushable pine litter now and is getting his balance on the toilet seat. The little guy seems fine with whatever we do and has had not a single accident. He really likes to play in the litter and cover his doobers, so that might be the hardest part.
Can’t wait to find dooks a floating
It is his observation deck no matter where in the house it is.
I know having a 39 gallon trashcan in the house seems strange, but we have 3 livestock and nothing is more bullet proof.
A person with ubuntu is open and available to others, affirming of others, does not feel threatened that others are able and good, for he or she has a proper self-assurance that comes from knowing that he or she belongs in a greater whole and is diminished when others are humiliated or diminished, when others are tortured or oppressed.
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