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May/08

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cleaned up the tub / shower

We bought a rental house we were renting at the time and, well, it is rental quality. Some day we will redo the bathroom (I’ve even been lightly looking at reviews of water softeners on the Internet), but for now we deal with what we have. Tha caulking was pretty beat in the tub and […]

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Get you some squirrel undies. Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children’s eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We’ve got the answer, Squirrel Underpants. All you have to do is catch a squirrel, […]

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May/08

2

cats that look like Wilford Brimly

that pretty funneh

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May/08

2

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BARACK

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article A French doctor is urging his countrymen to take a more relaxed view of bodily functions for the good of their health. Frédéric Saldmann says they should give free rein to farting, burping and sweating to reduce the risk of cancer, reports the Daily Telegraph. In his book, Le Grand Ménage, Dr Saldmann invites […]

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May/08

2

Mom, he stole my Bigguns

Inmate sues over missing porn Someone’s stealing Nebraska State Penitentiary inmate Raul Calderon’s adult magazines, he claimed this week, and he wants a federal judge to get to the bottom of it all. Calderon, 31, said in legal papers that, since about October, he did not receive between 10 and 15 issues of three magazines […]

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So I guess I kinda forgot to put the stickers on the car when I renewed the plates. Woops. Funny thin is for months the car has passed by the 7th and J police shop around 4 times a day. Just a warning from the friendly officer and a warning from Theresa to me to […]

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