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todays groupon: Lincoln Yoga Center


My sis in-law Katy is an instructor at the Lincoln Yoga Center

Lincoln Groupon

$29 for a Five-Class Punch Card to Lincoln Yoga Center

Professional bobsled teams shave seconds off their times by breathing in unison and leveraging flexibility during turns. Master the techniques necessary to defeat hardened gangs of bobsled criminals with today’s deal: for $29, you get a five-class punch card (a $65 value) to Lincoln Yoga Center on Winthrop Road.

Lincoln Yoga Center is devoted to offering yoga classes for people of all fitness and skill levels in a calm, encouraging environment. Stroll into the sleek confines and give your body the Laffy Taffy treatment with a convenient schedule of classes that includes yoga, dance-fueled Zumba, and the potent core-strengthening combo of yoga and Pilates. With the aid of a skilled staff of limb benders, visitors of Lincoln Yoga Center work towards improving flexibility and shedding pounds while uniting the body and mind into a veritable Frankenstein of fitness. Open six days a week, the studio offers a myriad of opportunities to savor a sweaty session of tendon-stretching and body toning.

Yoga is a great way to stay toned and limber while temporarily storing worldly worries in a drawer with knick-knacks, spare change, and shrunken heads. Lincoln Yoga Center’s trio of classes will energize participants while transforming sluggish soul sacks into rejuvenated, upscale soul purses. The studio itself is a clean, aesthetically pleasing place to engage in ancient and modern fitness arts, with warm-hued walls complimented by sleek wood floors and minimal décor.

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