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Jul/06

19

Flats suck

had two flats last night, kinda borked my fun last night. Did not get to ride with anybody the whole out portion of the monkey ride. Fixed the second flat just in time to get to hang with peeps on the back part of the ride. Oh well. hat tip to c_c_rider for the pic/post

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Apparently paris hilton freshens her whoretastic mouth with it. The thing about it is that it is supposed to last forever. Well it actually does. And being sugar free, it is chok full of bitching chemicals. I have always wanted a third testicle, third nipple, third eye, extra wang, you get the picture. I figure […]

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this is not my dog, but the pic is soooooooo cute 😉 Yup designer treats, boxes filled with special meat coatings, we don’t need you any more. Theresa looked online and they are easy to make. She used the grill (low heat, like an oven) to cook up 3 batches. No turning on the oven […]

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Jul/06

19

Multiple Jesui theory

Yes I was raised catholic, yet I have other beliefs on the proper way to think of those who might of made me, or are destined to save me. Most of my pondering comes from everyday life, yet I also spent 9 years in a catholic school, wich has shown me an abundant ammount of […]

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Had a really warm tues night monkey ride. Nate made the call to keep on keepin on to the end. No silly stopping at the usual places. I agree it was a good call. When we stop all the time, the ride drags on. Unfortunately I got a slow leak right away. Stopped to pump […]

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Jul/06

18

Colbert cracks up big time

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yet again they beat the dead horse on gay marriage seriously you douchebags, get to work on some real issues.

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