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Archive for January 2010
Really all you need is a squirty bottle of water and a few drops of dish liquid or baby shampoo. I tinted windows for 4 years and it works like a charm.
Ron Jeremy (a.k.a. “The Hedgehog,” a colleague informed me), will be at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln on Tuesday to defend his body of work.
Jeremy, the porn star of more than 2,000 films, will be one half of a UNL-sponsored “Debate on Pornography: Pro vs. Con.” You can probably guess what side he’s on.
Keith McX of Crucial Changes will have some photozines of his great photography down at the show tonight.
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Murray Hill Inc. for Maryland’s 8th Congressional District
Posted by beerorkid in political
Srry to get all political on ya, but this is absolutely awesome.
Murray Hill Inc. is believed to be the first “corporate person” to exercise its constitutional right to run for office. As Supreme Court observer Lyle Denniston wrote in his SCOTUSblog, “If anything, the decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission conferred new dignity on corporate “persons,” treating them — under the First Amendment free-speech clause — as the equal of human beings.”
Murray Hill Inc. agrees. “The strength of America,” Murray Hill Inc. says, “is in the boardrooms, country clubs and Lear jets of America’s great corporations. We’re saying to Wal-Mart, AIG and Pfizer, if not you, who? If not now, when?”
Murray Hill Inc. plans on spending “top dollar” to protect its investment. “It’s our democracy,” Murray Hill Inc. says, “We bought it, we paid for it, and we’re going to keep it.”
Murray Hill Inc., a diversifying corporation in the Washington, D.C. area, has long held an interest in politics and sees corporate candidacy as an emerging new market.
The campaign’s designated human, Eric Hensal, will help the corporation conform to antiquated “human only” procedures and sign the necessary voter registration and candidacy paperwork. Hensal is excited by this new opportunity. “We want to get in on the ground floor of the democracy market before the whole store is bought by China.”
Murray Hill Inc. plans on filing to run in the Republican primary in Maryland’s 8th Congressional District. Campaign Manager William Klein promises an aggressive, historic campaign that “puts people second” or even third.
