Archive for June 2009
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Police say a 54-year-old Lincoln woman held Mr. Coffee hostage.
Posted by beerorkid in lincoln

Kyra R. Kinkade, whose niece asked her to keep an eye on her house near 49th and Superior streets, allegedly took the woman’s coffee machine and demanded money for a week of house-sitting, Lincoln Police Officer Katie Flood said.
Kinkade was cited on suspicion of misdemeanor larceny after her neice returned home Sunday and reported her $10 Mr. Coffee machine missing, Flood said.
Kinkade allegedly demanded $48 for watching the house.
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in the year 4000 people will be killing each over different interpretations of Blaine and Carrottop’s DVD’s. That is fricking awesome.
Posted by beerorkid in Funny pictures

Doors open at 8 p.m., and cover is pay what you please. The three local bands performing (Somasphere, Triggertown and Plack Blague) had been instrumental in the building of the Box, said booking manager Jeremy Buckley. They’re going to see the spot through to the end.
So that is a bluegrass band, a dance / electronica, and a heavy gay thrash… too hard to describe band. Talk about a unique mix to send the place off in style. Should be awesome.
Those should be called meh… peanuts. There is no extreme heat going on in that package there. I pretty much survive work because of the heat peanuts and this pack there was something not right. I decided to ask Mr. Peanut, if that is his real name, WTF?
Seems an ingredient was left out of a batch of these. I bought two packs and I am guessing the paprika was left out. II still have a full package if you need them shipped to you. The flavor was really bland and not spicy at all. Red color was missing which made me guess the paprika was left out.
Also if you could get sams club to sell these that would be awesome
I am aware that you do not offer the heat peanuts in all the sizes that your other products come in, just a suggestion.
Thanks. I have not given up on you. Stay classy Mr. Peanut.
I did end up with a $2 gift cert from hersheys and Bacos responded to my smelly urine Q so will see.

Instead of Lincoln vs. Omaha (can you really compare 250,000 to 750,000 people?), can’t we all agree that there is no place like Nebraska?
First of all, whoever ignited this topic is very lame. What’s your next topic: “Who’s tougher, Batman or Spider-Man?”
Writer’s note: Batman
Still not a link to my message board and they dropped the beerorkid part, but still cool
Baschturds
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That’s nothing… I know a girl who shoots moose from an helicopter.
Posted by beerorkid in random crap
Right ankle Sat morning not very swollen and getting full range of motion back. Super rested most of the weekend, lots of wrapping and elevation made a huge difference. Mowed on Sunday, and rode my bike into work today. Was a slow ride, but did not hurt all that much. Still faster barefoot when walking, but was able to put on my new birki sandals which have been really lonely.
Much better than the franken foot.

What I love most about Caplin is how much he loves me and how smart he is. I also love his noises. When people hear him they are always amazed. His voice is often mistaken for a birdsong. When he’s nervous he sounds like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. When he’s happy he sounds like a Geiger counter.
Would be awesome to take a huge rodent out for walkies













