“Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I’m sorry to interrupt whatever kind of stupid street fair this is, but I need your attention for one moment. I’ve lost my little brother. I was over there buying a gyro and, while my back was turned, he simply dissapeared. So, If everyone could please just keep an eye out for my brother. His name is Russell, but everyone calls him ‘Beans’ for short. He kind of looks like me, but with longer hair and a bigger beard. Oh, and he doesn’t wear glasses. Actually, he doesn’t wear much of anything. Basically, you should all be looking for a big fat dude wearing little boy’s underwear and hightop sneakers. Beeeeeaaaaans! Beans, wheeeere aaaaare yoooou?”

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I highly suggest enjoying the FBI offerings and click the link below this pic on FBI for a great site as well.

Dinker’s has a sign that says’s Omaha’s best burger.  I have not eaten there either.  Looks like I’ll be eating some burgers in town.

A flickr photo set dedicated to the joint  is here – mmm the burger pics make me hungry!.

A blog post review is hidden in there somewhere!

Food network has an article on 50 states / 50 burgers. Twisted Cork won for NE and man that place looks good. Hollenbeck Farms was mentioned on the page and they are really awesome. Has anyone been to the Twisted Cork? I really want to check the place out.

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

There are lots of great web comics out there, but I check Cyanide & Happiness every day and they funny.

FUNKTARDS: sorta like breast milk for grown men (and lesbians) is a pretty cool site with daily updates. Saw a link from them and liked what I saw. There are some pics of fine looking ladies too

This is pretty amazing. Seems some folk are freaked out by this, it is not all that gross looking to me. But it is pretty damn easy to just roast your own chicken and has to taste better.

Link with lotsa pics and details

not a bad place to work at either