Feb/09

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Red Bull Cola: like a turd covered in burnt hair

Bigfoot dick

It has a a pleasing aroma. Subtle cola notes and a sweet bouquet, then you taste it. It is pretty close to a Jager bomb, all robotussiny. So um, yeah, doubt I will ever drink that again. If it had 9% alcohol, maybe every now and then.

UPDATE: The impulsive buy has a review on it. Learned a bit from that. Not as snarky as most of his reviews.

3 comments

  • Timmy Fireballs · February 10, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Agreed… that stuff tastes like a baby’s diaper filled with Indian food.

  • Admin comment by beerorkid · February 10, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    bigfoots dick

  • jake rhymes with cake · February 11, 2009 at 10:38 am

    i thought it tasted like the candy “bottlecaps” — the cola flavored one.

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