A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, peeing on a porch, and blocking traffic… all while wearing a cow suit.
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A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, peeing on a porch, and blocking traffic… all while wearing a cow suit.
Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening. Allen also reported urinated on a neighbor’s front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.
Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic. The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also alleged cussed at the officer.
Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.
Sounds like performance art to me.
Comment by Gene — September 30, 2008 @ 10:02 am