new Clinton scandal: Port a potty
This article might lay out the end of the Clinton campaign.
Portman, who has been spotted in the West Village in recent days with her bearded boyfriend, Venezuelan-born folk singer Devendra Banhart, was walking her dog with him yesterday when the brazen piddling took place.
While she was getting a pup’s-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller’s frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes - and then ambled on its way.
Portman, a major Clinton supporter caught yellow handed participating in water sports and bestiality will certainly raise doubts about Clinton’s ability to be an effective leader.
Natalie Portman is too hot to be a Clinton supporter. I should write her a letter.
Comment by jschwa — April 22, 2008 @ 10:23 am
Where did she find that mangy looking mutt? Can’t she afford a decent looking dog?
Comment by Dude Abides — April 22, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
Yes, there’s still hope for me and Nat!
Comment by jake rhymes with cake — April 22, 2008 @ 1:33 pm