all my jobs turkey sperm collector ejaculatortron

yup I used to manually masturbate turkeys for artificial insemination.
till one day a turkey came up to me and said “gobble, gobble”
I said “oh hell no, you are getting a hand job like the rest”
I keed I keed. Happy turkey day everybody.
look for the turkey fry vid to come. yeah I know it is a bit late, but it will work next year and for xmas.

How was the turkey? Did you use peanut oil?
Comment by Cornbread — November 24, 2006 @ 9:53 am
oh yeah, peanutty goodness. Come out pretty good. Doing another sunday.
Comment by beerorkid — November 24, 2006 @ 11:57 am
At least you wouldn’t have to buy the turkeys dinner and a movie. Ba dum dum
Comment by ghogan — November 22, 2007 @ 7:57 pm
so when you fry your turkey do you use the latter and pully method that alton brown uses? as if you’re changing nuclear reactors … slowly lowering the turkey into the hot oil 50 yds away?! LOL! that show cracked me up.
Comment by jake rhymes with cake — November 23, 2007 @ 1:00 am
Mmmm, fried bird…bet that would have gone good with my white cheddar chipotle sweet potatoes!
Everyone have a good weekend.
Comment by West A Dad — November 23, 2007 @ 8:24 am