stop talking to me fat parfait
“Eat me schteeeeev, eeeeeeat me, comon you know you really really wanna…….”
Just look at that sucka, all glisteny and bacony. The baconator might just get Wendy’s out of its current slump. I gonna give some props to Wendy’s for a few things. First they seem to use some good meat, and how it is cooked on a griddle so it gets that slight crust, mmmmmmmm……. And the things are square, which is cool. Then their fries are pretty fricking good as well, sometimes soggy, but always salty. Being able to substitute healthier sides is pretty awesome as well, even though I would never take them up on the offer. Last their bacon fricking rules. it seems to be made out of actual bacon, unlike the crap BK or McD’s uses. Jr Bacon cheseburgers are pretty nummy.
six fricking strips of delicious bacon.
They lose me with the mayo though. Still dam that thing looks good.
Having bacon currently taking control of my internal voices is better than that dam unicorn.
When I went to Ian Jenkins’ site and saw the picture stating that it’s the new number four combo, I stifled a cry. A sob really. Surely, they’ve not completely Shanghai’d the Big Bacon Classic, have they? I mean, they’re a huge corporate fast food chain but they’re not a bunch of mean spirited assholes, right? RIGHT?
I clicked on the website. Damn it. My Big Bacon Classic is now Big Bacon History. I have this Baconator (whatever the hell that means) but it’s not the same. Namely there is no ketchup, no tomato, no lettuce, and no onion. No verve. No kick. No zest for life.
Basically it’s a Big Bacon Classic without any character or rich friends, because you can’t spell Big Bacon Classic without “class.” The Big Bacon Classic had class, hell, it had class it hadn’t even used yet. This Baconator, you know…
“Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.”
I think I just lost all my confidence in the mega-corporations. And Dan Quayle and Lloyd Bentsen too. Fuckers.
Comment by Gene — June 27, 2007 @ 6:57 pm
virtual pat on the back for your loss my friend.
Comment by beerorkid — June 27, 2007 @ 7:15 pm
I am a big fan of Wendy’s fries, and I like their burgers too. I would rank Wendy’s up there with my favorite fast food chains.
Today I was in Omaha and ate at Petrous Diner and had the Patty Melt. Darn good food too.
Comment by Mr. T — June 27, 2007 @ 8:41 pm
mmmmmmmmm sounds delish.
For now I am resisting the urges from the voices. Heck I eat Jr baconcheeseburgers from there so I know how awesome it would taste.
As my dad mentioned “dam you have gained weight” He is right. Need to get out on the bike some more.
Comment by beerorkid — June 27, 2007 @ 8:56 pm
My mouth watered just reading that post. All that delicious mouth watering bacon is bad for you though. Pace yourself on the bacon (take from a geezer who wishes he had). Your cholesterol will thank you later. Everything in moderation.
I like Wendy’s too, although their burgers are usually thrown together with so little care that you have to reassemble before you eat them. I *LOVE* their chicken sandwich though (even if it would be better with bacon on it).
Comment by foxspit — June 27, 2007 @ 10:31 pm
yeah I am knee deep in bacon and have not even attempted to search out Lincolns best bacon. My freezer has enough bacon in it to kill an elephant.
I think it might come down to one piece trials to judge Lincoln’s bacon. I do plan on having a bacon party sometime here soon. Details to follow.
I gotz planz yo.
Comment by beerorkid — June 27, 2007 @ 10:37 pm
Mmmmmmm, bacon party. Convert the beer bong to a bacon bong?
Comment by foxspit — June 28, 2007 @ 7:41 am