been giggly all morning and this comment did not help

 Filed under: Lincoln News, letters to ed LJS, lincoln — beerorkid @ Jun 27th, 2007

professor talksalot posted this little gem on SCS.

from the LJS Your health: Stay hydrated and healthy

salty wrote on June 27, 2007 2:02 am:
” Sometimes color and odor is simply not enough. I have found that by tasting less of than a teaspoon of a loved ones urine, you can tell if they have kept themselves properly hydrated or not. If it tastes as salty as the chicken noodle soup at Village Inn, I generally advise them to drink more water. If it’s any less salty, I generally will let them know that they are drinking enough liquids to stay hydrated. DO NOT drink your own urine, it is very dangerous. It is a poison expelled by your own body. Why would you think of drinking your own urine? “

man I love that the LJS lets you comment on stories.

2 Comments »

  1. who needs to be on a diet, just read comments like this one. barf

    Comment by Cornfused — June 27, 2007 @ 2:33 pm

  2. Dear gawd! That’s hilarious!

    In my best Cliff Clavin impersonation: Doctors used to routinely taste a patient’s urine to analyze such conditions as dehydration.

    So, how does the good professor ask a loved one for a teaspoon of their urine?
    * “Can I ask you something?”
    * “You’re going to think this sounds funny …”
    * “Question: …”
    * “Here’s an idea!”

    Comment by foxspit — June 27, 2007 @ 2:36 pm

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