This video has everything a video should have:

• Porn star mustaches? Check.
• Dancing that combines the best of line dancing and disco? Check.
• Sexiness? Big check!

get your own

first off being a state worker I get Friday off for Arbor Day which will work out nicely since I am gonna go see Keller tonight. We gonna go see ATHF colon movie for theaters.

then on Sat it will be my birf day and I get to jump out of a plane

Theresa got me the static line package for our 10 years of being together from Lincoln sport parachute club.

My goal is to get free fall status by the boogie in july. That will take about 25 jumps and well it will cost a little bit, but be so worth it. I need more hobbies

Keller is playing up at Sokol in Omahole. Gonna be a good time. Just gonna roll by my lonesome so I can kick it and enjoy.

Going to do something else. It just works out better this way.

if you have a tabbed browser a checker is cool. First it relieves the stress on the woot servers, second in a tabbed browser you can follow the percentage of the current woot left, third well it is just cool.

woot

my woot off checker

not the coolest, but a look inside woot’s new building.

there are some things I just do not understand. Like how is getting your butt all wet better than toilet paper. Well wikipedia helped me understand the bidet. Still I like my current method, bunny rabbits

splainin link

She is one fine lady.

So I headed to ghetto russ’s (1th and washington) and I knew that the B&R folk are not carrying Americone Dream, but I still looked for it. T noticed the anti American blasphemy called caramel cone ice cream from Hagen Daz.

this creamy blend of caramel ice cream with rich caramel swirls balances the sweet crunch of chocolate-covered cone pieces for a harmony of caramel, chocolate and crunch in every bite

Yeah I bought some, but only to taste the hatered of freedom for myself. It not only does not support our troops, it is crap compared to the amazing taste of liberty that Americone dream provides.

Hagen Daz why do you hate freedom?